watchin lames handle they fame/ they bang any broad with bangs in a band with an animal name/ hannibal came drinkin a handle of jameson/ analin anyone is the plan for the evening i’m kidding stop…/
childish gambino, on “l.e.s.”
my faith in humanity was restored when in the midst of a violent and graphic abortion protest, I saw a man in a baseball jersey with a sign that said ‘go mets.’
#4164

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hanging out with ?uestlove reminiscing bout whitney/ he like, ‘man we can’t even make it to 50…!?’
childish gambino, on “we ain’t them”
johnny in this game you a cheater i’mma spot ya/ hit him with the steam make him scream like a opera/ ni**as know i’m cuttin when i come in with the chopper/ it go blocka blocka blocka blocka blocka blocka waka flocka/
bill collector, v.s. john john da don
and heidi klum left seal which only proves my point/ shi* can only be ugly for so long/
joe budden, on “the come up show freestyle”

#omg #obama #is #so #cool #how #can #he #be #so #cool!?!? #omg!!!

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#somewhatrelatable,

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#wingsuit & #combat; not #wingsuitcombat,

#wingsuit & #combat; not #wingsuitcombat,

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#priorities,

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#jedilife,

#jedilife,

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fly around the world and be like me my ni**a/ all the shi* that i be doing you don’t read my ni**a/ she’s my ni**a/ if that’s the fu**ing case you won’t believe my ni**a/ g-o-o-g-l-e my ni**a, you see my ni**a/ he put me in the race to take the lead my ni**a/ billionaire boys ice cream my ni**a/ see the hat with the big ass b my ni**a/ h-e-r-m-e’s my ni**a/ comme de garcons and lv’s my ni**a/ i wear timberland and cc’s my ni**a/ karl made it for me oui oui my ni**a/ i know what you’re thinking what the hell my ni**a/ but @4real4rell’s my twitter/ wanna make money make quitter.com/ or bitter.com/ or hatingasshungryassni**ga.com/ or internetthugorkilla.com/ chasedbypharrellbiggorilla.com/ yea we seen the pictures ain’t shi* on that palm/ huh, wouldacouldashoulda.com/ holdinhandsofthatbi***youainthitting.com whoyoushi**ing.com/
pharrell, on “this shi* real ni**a”

My friend’s aren’t going to remember my birthday…